"The B.A.T. The Battle Android Trooper. My finest investment.

No names. No opinions. No one filing a grievance because Zartan 'looked at them funny' during the briefing. You press a button, they go. You press another button, they stop. This is all I have ever wanted from a subordinate and it took Destro's engineering to get there. I will not thank him for it. He charged enough.

The modular arm alone is worth the price of admission. Flame thrower. Laser. Gripper claw. Do you know how many times I have wished my human operatives came with interchangeable attachments? More times than I will admit in this review.

Yes, they burst into flame when hit from behind. I am aware. This is a known issue. I have raised it with Destro. Repeatedly. He calls it an 'acceptable thermal variance.' I call it a recurring line item in the procurement budget. We have agreed to disagree, mostly because he controls the supply chain and I need the units.

Are they perfect? No. They are also not Destro, Zartan, or the Crimson Twins, so by comparison they are practically flawless.

The figure captures them beautifully. Eleven accessories. Battle-damaged parts. The flame effect. Everything you need to recreate the experience of watching your entire front line go up in smoke because someone flanked them.

Buy one. Buy many. That is also how I do it.

— Cobra Commander. Innovator. Employer of the year. (Self-nominated.)"